I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
handjob tips. give me some.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning