So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.