thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think I died a long time ago.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
