no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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