omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
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you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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