There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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