And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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