Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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