Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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