My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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