it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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