You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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