A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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