He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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