You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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