He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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