Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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