What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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