Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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