hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
