i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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