today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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