girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think my moral compass just broke
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