apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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