Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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