R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
