My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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