There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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