I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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