420 ftw
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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