these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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