Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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