giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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