Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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