Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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