So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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