He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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