Just cropdusted the office
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I need to calm my uterus...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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