Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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