ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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