Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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