i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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