That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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