better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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