things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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