so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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