Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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