We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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