I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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