Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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