There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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