Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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