if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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