I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
