**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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