Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize
