those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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