i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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